I've written TV scripts, web video, stage sketches, one-act plays, newspaper articles, critical essays, short stories, and jokes. Lots of them have been published.
- "The Hurricane"
Written for Pendulous Breasts Quarterly ("PBQ"), issue 1. (link here)
- "Athlete Overcomes Rape"
Written for The Onion SportsDome. (link here)
- "Don't Forget to Smile"
Written for PBQ issue 2. (link here)
- My Old Blog (the "Whitney" cycle, "The Arab", "Designs for Hell," "Top 10 Percents," "Summer Fiction: Summer")
A collection of some of the stuff I wrote for my site before I got all presentable and shit. (link here: remove the hash tag on the url to see the whole blog, or try out some other tags like "good," "fiction," or "strange.")
- Current and Recent Projects
- The Onion (video)
A satirical news organization I've done a lot of work for over eight years.
A staff writer on a TV show (The Onion SportsDome)
Head writer and director of a web series (GOOMF)
A TV development writer for various projects
A script and contributing writer for web and TV versions of The Onion News Network
and, most recently, senior staff writer for Onion Studios during the 2016 election cycle through the inauguration.
Over this last stint, we did a lot of work I'm really proud of, including a TV special, a short-and-easy web series, and some innovative live political coverage.
A web company, focused on music, where I worked full time as a writer and editor. I helped lead the writing team for "Behind the Lyrics," a collaborative project with Spotify, and also worked on a few other projects.
A surrealist humor website at which I contribute headlines (but nothing more than that).
- Blizzard of '96
A New York City sketch comedy group for which I write and perform frequently.
- Other Past Experience
- The Onion
I wrote for The Onion from 2008 to 2012, serving as:
- Head writer and director of "GOOMF," a sport-based web-series.
- A staff writer on The Onion SportsDome, a TV show on Comedy Central.
- A contributing writer to Onion News Network, a TV show on IFC.
- A script writer for Onion News Network, a web-series with the same name.
- Current Newspapers
I worked as a reporter for Current Newspapers in Washington D.C. for two summers, covering local news stories and filling in as editor of the sports page.
A Hodgepodge of Other Stuff
- Funny or Die
I contributed articles, and one-liner jokes to Funny or Die.
- UCB Theatre
- Pendulous Breasts Quarterly
I contributed to both issues of John Harris's excellent literary humor magazine.
- Jester of Columbia
I was editor-in-chief of Columbia University's absurdist humor magazine, the Jester.
- One-Act Plays
I wrote two one-act humorous plays that were performed to raucous applause: "A Father's Sacrifice," and "Everything He Could Steal."
- Funny or Die